Dear A&E network,
What the hell has been going on with you lately? I’m feeling quite dejected as a result of your bad programming. Literally every time I go to tune in, you’re showing reruns of “Dog the Bounty Hunter.” You see, the thing is, NO ONE CARES about him. I highly doubt even his mother watches.
Come on, A&E, you’re letting me down. And for the record, the rest of your lineup sucks, too. THE TWO COREYS? CRISS ANGEL? GENE SIMMONS? They’re all washed up has-beens who haven’t worked since the Reagan administration.
And you have got to be kidding with DESIGNING BLIND. I’m supposed to believe anyone would entrust some BLIND DUDE with thousands of dollars to decorate their house? Not so much. Morph into a kit kat and give me a break.
You’re depressing me, A&E. If it weren’t for Intervention and Airline, no one would tune in. At all.
Make like Andrew Shue and Do Something.
Thanks.
Concerned and bored,
Jill
