Hi, I’m Jill. I write stuff. Hopefully you like reading stuff, or you’ll be really miserable here.
These are actual questions submitted by readers.
WHAT IS THE OPEN LETTER PROJECT?
The OLP is an ever-growing collection of sarcastic letters that I’ve written to all sorts of people and objects through the years.
DO YOU SEND THESE LETTERS?
I tried to find the address of this bitch who ordered 9 lattes in front of me at Starbucks, but once she got the police involved, I had to back off. So no, I never send the letters anymore.
WILL YOU WRITE A LETTER TO MY SISTER/BOSS/BICYCLE/HOUSE PLANT?
Um, sorry, no.
CAN YOU PUT ONE OF MY LETTERS UP ON YOUR SITE?
I will sometimes feature other people’s letters if they’re funny and well written. Go ahead, try writing one. You’ll feel better. Then send it to webmaster@pophangover.com and I’ll get back to you.